"I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off."

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Source : "Fictional character: Eric Theodore Cartman". "South Park. Death. Season 1, Episode 6", September 17, 1997.

“When shall I be dead and rid Of all the wrong my father did? How long, how long 'till spade and hearse Put to sleep my mother's curse?”
“Donâ€™t you think thereâ€™s a problem when we live in a society that considers a womanâ€™s greatest accomplishment being pretty for a man?”
“Until the day when a wise black man can become our ambassador in Paris, we will forever be a pre-Brazil.”
“Home alone with a wakeful newborn, I could shower so quickly that the mirror didn't fog and the backs of my knees stayed dry. The one-minute hair conditioner was too slow for me.”
“I think that's a weak excuse, to say because a rapper's getting older that he ain't got it no more. Nah. Don't go by that philosophy. Let's just recognize that talent is within.”
“Times will change for the better when you change.”
“You'll learn more from your accidents than anything that you could ever learn at school.”

Source : Song: You're Only Human
“Ignorance deprives people of freedom because they do not know what alternatives there are. It is impossible to choose to do what one has never "heard of."”

Source : Ralph Barton Perry (1951). “The Citizen Decides: A Guide to Responsible Thinking in Time of Crisis”

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