"I love comedy and I hope I never stop doing it."

-- Leslie Nielsen

“When I grow up, I want to be an actress. But I want to be a legend of something.”
“Every time fans turned on the television or watched the Dallas Cowboys, I wanted to give them the performance of a lifetime.”

Source : FaceBook post by Emmitt Smith from Mar 11, 2014
“It is the sin which we have not committed which seems the most monstrous.”
“Socially, I never belonged to any class, rich or poor. To the rich I was poor, and to the poor I was poor pretending to be like the rich.”

Source : John O'Hara (1967). “The Instrument”
“Most of the hotel gym's are not adequate. I mean you might be able to train your arms, but you aren't going to be able to train legs, back, or even chest if they don't have dumbbells and benches.”
“That we can never know," answered the wolf angrily. "That's for the future. But what we can know is the importance of what we owe to the present. Here and now, and nowhere else. For nothing else exists, except in our minds. What we owe to ourselves, and to those we're bound to. And we can at least hope to make a better future, for everything.”
“American comedies about Asians have never been funny to me. That always kind of pissed me off.”
“These fingers of mine got brains in 'em.”

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