"I won't go to England because they won't let my dog in."

-- Uta Hagen

#Dog Quotes #England Quotes #My Dog Quotes

“The little boy went first day of school He got some crayons and started to draw He put colors all over the paper For colors was what he saw And the teacher said.. "What you doin' young man?" "I'm paintin' flowers" he said She said... "It's not the time for art young man And anyway flowers are green and red There's a time for everything young man And a way it should be done You've got to show concern for everyone else For you're not the only one.”

Source : Song: Flowers Are Red, 2007
“I am one who leaves the table like a man, without putting back the chair or picking up the plate”
“Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of. Why I picked a time like this to go off drugs.”
“You know, just in terms of having to have a life on the road, you know, having the celebrity aspect be a burden for my family, friends and extended family.”
“To become financially independent you must turn part of your income into capital; turn capital into enterprise; turn enterprise into profit; turn profit into investment; and turn investment into financial independence.”
“Perhaps I should not have been a fisherman, he thought. But that was the thing that I was born for.”
“PAINT THE WALLS OF your mind With many beautiful pictures.”
“The truth is funny. Honest discovery, observation, and reaction is better than contrived invention.”

Source : Charna Halpern, Del Close, Kim Johnson (1994). “Truth in Comedy: The Manual of Improvisation”, Meriwether Publishing

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