"My grandfather had a wonderful funeral... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad."

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Woody Allen

#Funeral Quotes #Grandfather Quotes #Tables Quotes

“Reading is a pleasure, but to finish reading, to come to the blank space at the end, is also a pleasure.”
“O have a care of natures that are mute!”
“AFSCME stands for the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees.”
“When I speak of the erotic, then I speak of it as an assertion of the life force of women; of that creative energy empowered, the knowledge and use of which we are now reclaiming in our language, our history, our dancing, our loving, our work, our lives.”
“The truth is that the fall of Napoleon is the hardest blow that our taxing system ever felt. It is now impossible to make people believe that immense fleets and armies are necessary.”
“Anyone with a normal brain can do almost anything.”
“I am in favor of an idea that's been around for a number of years, which is to reward people who are willing to give a kidney and save the life of a stranger.”
“It's the worst part of seeing old friends: when your rose-colored memories become undone by reality.”

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