"Keep it up, wise guy. I'm always going to be taller than you once you're lying unconscious on the ground."

#Wise Quotes #Lying Quotes #Guy Quotes

“No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise.”
“I think of how each person in a marriage owes it to the other to find individual happiness, even in a shared life. That this is the only way to grow together, instead of apart.”

Source : Emily Giffin (2010). “Heart of the Matter: A Novel”, p.365, Macmillan
“Some people say I'm a pussy. I say, you are what you eat.”
“Here lies Matthew Mudd, Death did him no hurt; When alive he was only Mudd, But now he's only dirt.”
“When I was twenty-two it was a lot harder to get hurt by women. It was easier for me to, you know, cheat on a girlfriend. I can't lie like that anymore.”
“For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more.”
“As an adult I generally feel this pressure to be thin, not from men, but from other women. As a silent or not-so-silent competition, a constant monitoring of who's thinner, comments about it - either compliments or veiled insults doesn't matter - it always drives me nuts.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net
“When you feel strain, keep your mouth shut if you can.”

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