"With stand-up, it doesn't matter who you are. If the audience claps because they love your movies, that clapping stops after five seconds, and then it's your job to make them laugh."

-- Aubrey Plaza

#Jobs Quotes #Love You Quotes #Laughing Quotes

“Jimi Hendrix once said, 'You will never hear surf music again.' Well, tonight, you will hear 'serf' music again -- S-E-R-F music.”
“[In Eritrea] in key positions - president, government, police - everybody's the same [color]. It's a country run by its people. No racial class, everybody feels a part of it.”

Source : Source: www.caperi.com
“What I like in a good author is not what he says but what he whispers.”

Source : All Trivia (1933) "Afterthoughts" pt. 5
“The life of every river sings its own song, but in most the song is long marred by the discords of misuse.”
“The entire world shall be populous with that action which saves one soul from despair.”
“If people can live openly and be equal, then you have to have a pretty strong reason to say they can't get married.”
“When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h*** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
“Repose, leisure, peace, belong among the elements of happiness. If we have not escaped from harried rush, from mad pursuit, from unrest, from the necessity of care, we are not happy. And what of contemplation? Its very premise is freedom from the fetters of workaday busyness. Moreover, it itself actualizes this freedom by virtue of being intuition.”

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