"I learned as a young man that I don't write jokes, but that I can deliver more mundane material and get a laugh. I call myself a humorist."

-- Nick Offerman

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“So I went to Miami in '74 with my family and while I was there it became obvious that we needed money and we needed to do something, because my family, we left without anything really, and we didn't have any money to begin with.”
“When I see that people are touched, and they feel solidarity with him, I say to myself, "I made a little change."”
“ROTC programs at Ivy League campuses would liberalize the military. That can only be good for this country.”

Source : Evan Wright (2005). “Generation Kill”, p.23, Penguin
“Istanbul, a universal beauty where poet and archeologist, diplomat and merchant, princess and sailor, northerner and westerner screams with same admiration. The whole world thinks that this city is the most beautiful place on earth.”

Source : "Constantinople". Book by Edmondo De Amicis, 1877.
“Sometimes a collage element I hit upon can inspire the entire drawing.”

Source : Interview with Rachel Kushner, www.believermag.com. May 2003.
“I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.”
“Im a combination between extreme insecurity and extreme confidence.”
“The Golden Age of Secularism has passed.”

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