"All the religions are super funny to me."

-- Trey Parker

“Growing up is all about getting hurt. And then getting over it. You hurt. You recover. You move on. Odds are pretty good you're just going to get hurt again. But each time, you learn something. Each time you come out of it a little stronger, and at some point you realize there are more flavors of pain than coffee...Pain does two things: it teaches you, tells you that you're alive. Then it passes away and leaves you changed...and everything that will ever happen to you in life is going to involve it in one way or another. (pg. 282)”
“Even a mirror will not show you yourself, if you do not wish to see.”

Source : "Lord of Light". Book by Roger Zelazny, 1967.
“Television forces people to be larger than life. I would be too shy.”
“If I stay healthy and I'm playing good tennis I have as good a chance as anybody.”
“Political economy is the science of free society. Its theory and its history alike establish this position. Its fundamental maxims, Laissez-faire and 'Pas trop gouverner' are at war with all kinds of slavery, for they in fact assert that individuals and peoples prosper most when governed least.”

Source : George Fitzhugh (1854). “Sociology for the South: or, The failure of free society”, p.7, [s.n.]
“Your physical self is inspired by a divine force that beats its heart, digests its food and grows its fingernails, and this same force is receptive to endlessly abundant health.”
“From the point where our ancestors started making tools, people have been unable to survive without the things they make; in this sense, it is making things that makes us human.”
“A temple is a place in which those whom He has chosen are endowed with power from on highâ€”a power which enables us to use our gifts and capabilitiesâ€”to bring to pass our Heavenly Father's purposes in our own lives and the lives of those we love.”

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