"The difference between our decadence and the Russians is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic."

-- James Thurber

#Differences Quotes #Apathy Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“In a still photograph you basically have two variables, where you stand and when you press the shutter. That's all you have.”
“I desire the good-will of all, whether hitherto my friends or not.”
“I think the first movie I ever saw was a 'Star Wars' triple bill, when 'Return of the Jedi' was released.”
“Miffed, I poked him in the chest. 'You think you know everything?' His hands caressed my back. 'Not everything, but some things. I knew without a doubt I'd fallen in love when we met. Then I knew I'd do anything to make you feel the same way.”
“I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.”

Source : Tucker Max (2011). “Assholes Finish First”, p.148, Simon and Schuster
“Let me make no bones about it: I write from the standpoint of Christian orthodoxy. Nothing is more repulsive to me than the idea of myself setting up a little universe of my own choosing and propounding a little immoralistic message. I write with a solid belief in all the Christian dogmas.”
“Love has no awareness of merit or demerit; it has no scale... Love loves; this is its nature.”

Source : Howard Thurman (2014). “A Strange Freedom: The Best of Howard Thurman on Religious Experience and Public Life”, p.181, Beacon Press
“I don't trust this [american] government to be regulating corporations. I trust big business to be regulated [by itself] and to be a party to a decent solution.”

Source : Source: www.nbcnews.com

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