"[Footnote:] An Ant on a hot stove-lid runs faster than an Ant on a cold one. Who wouldn't?"

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Source : "Insects for Everybody". "How to Attract the Wombat". Book by Will Cuppy, 1949.

Will Cuppy

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“I look like Walt Disney just threw up.”

Source : "Whose Line is it Anyway?" with Drew Carey (Episode 115), www.oocities.org. March 10, 1999.
“The sweetest flower that blows, I give you as we part. For you it is a Rose, For me it is my heart.”

Source : Frederick Peterson (1893). “In the Shade of Ygdrasil”
“In the final analysis, change sticks when it becomes the way we do things around here.”
“The year was 2081, and everyone was finally equal.”
“I kind of knew Cleveland was going to get the No. 1 pick. I think they rigged it. No, don't quote me on that.”
“I've always been interested in foreign relations. It's my belief that study of history should be our preparation for understanding the present rather than an escape from it.”
“I was chomping at the bit to get my career started - so after I took all the theater courses at Brooklyn College I enrolled in a two year program at AMDA in the city (The American Musical Dramatic Academy) I was there for 6 months and loved it.”
“Breakfast was only worth having when somebody else made it for you.”

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