“I think it must be lonely to be God. Nobody loves a master. No.”
“I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don't treat me right - shame on you.”
Source : FaceBook post by Barry Lopez from Oct 30, 2011 
“A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.”
“I was wearing corn plasters above and below my toes and taping my ankles twice.”
