"My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it."

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Source : "Chevy Chase: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. September 23, 2010.

Chevy Chase

#Father Quotes #Guy Quotes #Stuff Quotes

“You can't have good ideas unless you're willing to generate a lot of bad ones.”
“I can be pretty nasty. Not 'mean' nasty, but nasty by your parents' standards. But not by my parents' standards, because my parents were nasty for their day.”
“What the unpenetrating world call Humanity, is often no more than a weak mind pitying itself.”
“Was I the only woman in the world who, at my age - and after a lifetime of quite rampant independence - still did not quite feel grown up?”

Source : Dodie Smith (2012). “The Town in Bloom”, p.200, Hachette UK
“To begin with myself, then, the utterances of men concerning me will differ widely, since in passing judgment almost every one is influenced not so much by truth as by preference, and good and evil report alike know no bounds.”
“Western art is built on the biographical passion of one artist for another.”
“Healthcare providers will compete to offer the best record of patient safety at the lowest prices. Hospitals and patients will benefit from having accurate information about areas of excellence and areas that must be improved.”
“I clean this teapot with the kind of attention I would have were I giving the baby Buddha or Jesus a bath.”

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