"You suck. You suck diseased moose wang, Marcone."

“Here is an affirmation for today: I feel passionately about my life, and this passion fills me with excitement and energy!”
“I hope people don't think I'm crazy, because I'm not.”
“The Bible is a collection of writings by lots of different people written over maybe a thousand years, from a number of centuries before Jesus to a century after Jesus. I often like to refer to it as "the Scriptures" to make that point about it being lots of writings that were originally separate. What these writings have in common is that "the Old Testament" is writings that grabbed the Jewish people; writings that convinced them that they were God's word to them. And "the New Testament" is writings that grabbed people who believed in Jesus in the same way.”
“On gay adoption I have changed my mind.”
“I try to stay on an even keel. I get really fired up on occasion, but staying relaxed and under control bodes better for my game than getting out of control.”
“It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.”
“The reason is that in a group, individual errors on either side of the true figure cancel each other out.”
“That's what I think we're all looking for - an honest love wherever you can find it.”

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