"Be excellent to each other and... Party on, dudes!"

“Half of my life I’ve had people staring at me because they think I’m funny-looking and ugly. The other half 
of my life I’ve had people staring at me because they think I’m fascinating. Everything neutralises”

“I understood that I might fail, but I wouldn't let it happen because I changed my compass along the way.”

“I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the whole community and as long as I live, it is my privilege to do for it whatever I can.”

“Fear comes with imagination, it’s a penalty, it’s the price of imagination.”

“I’m not playing the race card. I’m playing the rice card.”

“When I was a child in the Navy during World War II, I was perennially grateful to the armed services libraries for having on hand a good supply of those pocket books, which were so common in that period. I must have read a couple hundred of them, and they did a lot to save my sanity.”

“The world is full of corruption, and deceit, and deviltry — chock full of it.”

Source : James Montgomery Bailey (1873). “Life in Danbury: Being a Brief But Comprehensive Record of the Doings of a Remarkable People, Under More Remarkable Circumstances, and Chronicled in a Most Remarkable Manner”, p.260

“I'm known for changing halfway through the day if my mood swings.”