"The world was getting dangerously crowded with crazy people."

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Source : John Dunning (2012). “The Bookman's Wake”, p.12, Simon and Schuster

John Dunning

#Crazy Quotes #People Quotes #Crazy People Quotes

“I therefore have to use The Force. And weirdly, this doesn't work very well. I don't understand why, because on the last census, I put my religion down as Jedi Knight...”
“It is true that we can see the therapist as a technician only if we have first viewed the patient as some sort of machine.”
“When I was 3 years old, I thought I was very good at skiing.”

Source : "Not My Job: Skier Mikaela Shiffrin Gets Quizzed On Downhill Cheese Races". "Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!" with Peter Sagal, www.npr.org. July 11, 2014.
“By the time I was 19, punk had occurred. It had a completely different cultural dynamic to it which rejected everything and started again from the year zero.”
“Australia played some good cricket, but they have forgotten how to win.”

Source : Source: uk.askmen.com
“With their endless vacations and pint-sized workweeks, Europe can't produce enough of anything - including more Europeans - to save themselves from doom. So the French and Germans have only one realistic strategy when it comes to revitalizing their comatose economies: Wait for the U.S. economy to rise high enough to float their petits bateaux.”
“I couldn't wait until I grew up. I used to look at my mom's stockings and put them on with her high heels and mess with my hair.”
“I watched my mother waste her life on housework and swore I'd never do that. Dave does the cooking.”

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