"If the jests that you crack have an orthodox smack, You may get a bland smile from these sages; But should it, by chance, be imported from France, Half-a-crown is stopped out of your wages!"

-- W. S. Gilbert

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“If you are concerned about netiquette, you are either concerned about your own and follow good netiquette, or you are concerned about others and violate good netiquette by bothering people with your concern, as the only netiquette you can actually affect is your own.”
“As the middle begins to feel safe enough to accept some of the so-called radical thinking, ideas move to the middle and a new edge is created.”
“Them Jews aren't going to let (Obama) talk to me. I told my baby daughter, that he'll talk to me in five years when he's a lame duck, or in eight years when he's out of office. ...They will not let him talk to somebody who calls a spade what it is.”
“Everything big-budget or stereotypical I was offered after 'Slumdog Millionaire' was a huge no-no.”
“Hold your Council before Dinner; the full Belly hates Thinking as well as Acting.”
“JavaScript is the world's most misunderstood programming language.”
“The car has become an article of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad, and incomplete in the urban compound.”
“Those who have suffered make the best comforters.”

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