"I'm not a standup, but I play one on TV."

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Ana Gasteyer

#Play Quotes #Tvs Quotes

“Trophies and medals have never meant much to me. I've had amazing experiences, which let you feel like you've accomplished something.”
“If all pleasure is relief from tension, junk affords relief from the whole life process, in disconnecting the hypothalamus, which is the center of psychic energy and libido.”
“Samassi Abou donâ€™t speak the English too good.”
“A man only understands what is akin to something already existing in himself.”
“Heed not Mephistopheles, my children, lest you suffer eternal damnation. When he whispers in your ear, turn away your head and hearken instead to the angel on your shoulder.”
“Know thyself' was written over the portal of the antique world. Over the portal of the new world, 'Be thyself' shall be written.”
“"...One can learn to focus on 'opportunity' as the gift within every given moment. This attitude towards life always improves the situation. Even in times of sickness, someone who habitually practices grateful living will look for the opportunity that a given moment offers and use it creatively."”
“The established characters are easy to recall. I don't know why, but they come back to me instantly when I need them. It's the one-time-only characters that I don't remember where the voice I used came from.”

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