"I watch HGTV like a maniac, and when it's bad, it's like some crazy college guy watching a football game."

-- Melissa McCarthy

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“. . . when it comes down to it, thatâ€™s what life is all about: showing up for the people you love, again and again, until you canâ€™t show up anymore.”

Source : Rebecca Walker (2008). “Baby Love: Choosing Motherhood After a Lifetime of Ambivalence”, p.142, Penguin
“According to the British Journal of Psychiatry, ***** can cause panic attacks. I don't know . . . The only time I have ever seen a ***** user look panicky is when they are out of marijuana.”
“When it comes to atoms, language can be used only as in poetry. The poet, too, is not nearly so concerned with describing facts as with creating images.”
“If we can't think for ourselves, if we're unwilling to question authority, then we're just putty in the hands of those in power. But if the citizens are educated and form their own opinions, then those in power work for us. In every country, we should be teaching our children the scientific method and the reasons for a Bill of Rights. With it comes a certain decency, humility and community spirit. In the demon-haunted world that we inhabit by virtue of being human, this may be all that stands between us and the enveloping darkness.”

Source : "The Demon-Haunted World : Science as a Candle in the Dark". Book by Carl Sagan, ch. 25: "Real Patriots Ask Questions", 1995.
“Much of your pain is self-chosen.”
“The greeting of peace (as-salamu 'alaykum) has many meanings. One of these meanings is that the person you are greeting will be safe from you (from your tongue, your heart, and your hand) and that you will not transgress against that person with your words or your deeds. This greeting is also a prayer for peace, safety, mercy, and blessings. We should take these noble meanings, which we so often say with our tongues, and make them our way of life in our dealings with other people.”
“I was always the serious kid.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Marriage should be a duet -- when one sings, the other claps. Joe Murray The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him.”

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