"Far too often, we fathers avoid the subject because it's so awkward. The subject I am referring to is: buying gifts for women. This is an area where many men do not have a clue. Exhibit A was my father, who was a very thoughtful man, but who once gave my mother, on their anniversary, the following token of his love, his commitment, and-yes-his passion for her: an electric blanket."

-- Dave Barry

#Fathers Day Quotes #Mother Quotes #Passion Quotes

“Playboy strategically selected the Forum Shops at Caesars in Las Vegas to debut our first U.S. store because it is one of the most successful retail shopping destinations in the world. It is clear that Playboy and Las Vegas are a powerful match, presenting the chance for consumers and visitors to experience all of the glamour, sexiness, style and fun associated with both.”
“You are what you choose to identify with. You have the choice. A mouse raised by pigeons.”
“Dear Mother, dear Mother, the Church is cold, But the Ale-house is healthy and pleasant and warm.”
“I am a President held prisoner, that I haven't resigned and I will not resign.”
“Iâ€™m confiscating your hair dryerâ€”youâ€™ve fried your brain.”
“I am in control of all decisions that have to do with my image, which means that no one will decide whatâ€™s right for me except me. Iâ€™m not special. We should all feel this way about ourselves.”
“When you're used to being healthy and strong and vibrant and everything and then - bang - overnight you're desperately ill, it's frightening.”
“You should learn to be happy with what you have. Besides, the fact that I'm not a huge star has allowed me to pick and choose the roles I want to do, not the ones some person sitting in a studio office thinks I should do.”

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