"If you're born once, you die twice; but if you're born twice, you die once."

“Sexual fulfillment is the banana life dangles in front of us just to keep us running.”

“From the beginning men used God to justify the unjustifiable.”

“I have neither talent or taste for kingship, cousin. I am a warrior, and to dwell always in one place and live at court would weary me to death!”

“I made the mistake of watching "A.I." on cable the week they showed it about 792 times, and I ended up watching it every time it was on.”

Source : "A.I.: Artificial Intelligence (2001) review" by Joe Bob Briggs, www.joebobbriggs.com. November 29, 2009.

“The Arabian horse will not plough well, nor can the plough-horse be rode to play the jereed.”

“While physics and mathematics may tell us how the universe began, they are not much use in predicting human behavior because there are far too many equations to solve. I'm no better than anyone else at understanding what makes people tick, particularly women.”

“I don't think anyone, until their soul leaves their body, is past the point of no return.”

“I am a very linear thinker, so I write beginning to end. I write hundreds of pages per book that never make it into print”