"I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them."

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Emo Philips

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“I wanted to get away from having a minister who pretends to be a certain type of role model. I don't want my life to serve as an example for anyone.”
“Now suppose both death and hell were utterly defeated.Â Suppose the fight was fixed.Â Suppose God took you on a crystal ball trip into your future and you saw with indubitable certainty that despite everything â€” your sin, your smallness, your stupidity â€” you could have free for the asking your whole crazy heartâ€™s deepest desire: heaven, eternal joy.Â Would you not return fearless and singing?Â What can earth do to you, if you are guaranteed heaven?Â To fear the worst earthly loss would be like a millionaire fearing the loss of a penny â€” less, a scratch on a penny.”
“What a severe yet master artist old Winter is... No longer the canvas and the pigments, but the marble and the chisel...”
“The person viewing your work has no idea what the scene really looked like, nor do they care...”
“I have a completely worthless degree: a BS in Photojournalism from Boston University (BU). With this degree, I suppose I could have gotten a job teaching grade school kids how to photograph their relatives, but knowing about B&W photo processing and developing and how to shoot a picture story is good basic info that every photographer should have.”
“I am The Game and I am that damn good!”
“If you took every pop song to heart, you'd be a bleeding romantic with a crushed heart every five minutes.”

Source : Source: chicagoist.com
“Nobody would know me from my own description of myself; which is why, when called upon (rarely, I grant) to provide an account, I tailor it, I adapt, I try to provide an outline that can, in some way, correlate to the outline that people understand me to have -- that, I suppose, I actually have, at this point. But who I am in my head, very few people really get to see that. Almost none. It's the most precious gift I can give, to bring her out of hiding.”

Source : Claire Messud (2013). “The Woman Upstairs”, p.24, Vintage

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