"Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school."

-- Vanessa Bayer

#Women Quotes #School Quotes #People Quotes

“Health messages are simply overwhelmed, in volume and in effectiveness, by junk-food ads that often deploy celebrities or cartoon characters to great effect. We may know that eating fruits and vegetables is good for us, but the preponderance of the signals we get - and especially the signals children get - push us in the direction of junk food.”
“I really don't like being referred to as a folk artist.”
“Since seeing Max Kirsten for insomnia - I'm finally achieving a good night's sleep, its just wonderful. He's my new secret weapon!”
“Let those that merely talk and never think, That live in the wild anarchy of drink”
“The commission members themselves were never briefed on Able Danger.”
“I don't believe in people who think that clothes are not important.”
“Everyone must feel that he is the supreme arbiter of his own [destiny], that no power on earth shall rise over him, that he is and always shall be sovereign of himself and all relating to his individuality. Then only shall all men realize security of person and property.”
“The political and substantive reality is that the agenda has to change. I don't think they have any choice.”

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