"You just don't notice the time of your own metamorphosis. Until you do. Every once in a while time dissolves and you remember what you liked as a kid. You jump on your hotel bed, order dessert first, decide to put every piece of jewelry you own on your body and leave the house. Why? Because you can. Because you're the boss. Because... Ooooh. Shiny."

-- Sloane Crosley

#Growing Up Quotes #Kids Quotes #Order Quotes

“If you can learn to convey what you express in the first rough sketch, you're really saying what you need to say in that.”

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“Despite the rejection, and in violation of all the rules, I came back year after year.”
“Such an error, one finds, to do things for the best. They usually seem to be such unpleasant things.”
“But I can't take responsibility for criminal conduct of somebody inside the company.”
“I'm reading the Gospels at the moment and I can find no evidence of the kind of Christ people seem to have invented and created. There is no evidence of Christ, meek and mild. I can find Christ the compassionate, the gentle, but I also find a very temperamental, aggressive, passionate and often angry man a lot of the time. We will go for a man with that sort of breadth who is an enormous figure. I do believe Christ lived as a person. I don't think there is any disputing that.”
“I was warned the camels can be nasty, especially the young ones. I was warned to give it a wide berth.”

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“When I ponder my mind I consistently find It is glued On food.”
“There is something about spending Christmas alone, naked, sitting by the Christmas tree gripping a shotgun, that lets you know your life is spinning dangerously outta control.”

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