"Come to the sunset tree! The day is past and gone; The woodman's axe lies free, And the reaper's work is done."

“I'm terribly forgetful. I've lost laptops, cell-phones.”

“When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs.”

“The guest of our soul knows our misery; He comes to find an empty tent within us - that is all He asks.”

“As you write plays, you discover what you believe. And until you know what you believe, you can't write a play.”

“No, the real American has not yet arrived. He is only in the Crucible, I tell you - he will be the fusion of all races, perhaps the coming superman.”

Source : Israel Zangwill, Edna Nahshon (2006). “From the Ghetto to the Melting Pot: Israel Zangwill's Jewish Plays : Three Playscripts”, p.288, Wayne State University Press

“Even if I believed there was a real Jesus, I wouldn't fall for that line of hogwash. The "Virgin" Mary should get a posthumous medal for telling the biggest ***** lie that was ever told. Anybody who believes that will believe that the moon is made out of green cheese.”

“If you want a confidence, act as if you already have it. Try the "as if" technique.”

“People who worry about their hair all the time, frankly, are boring.”