"I never really understood what was expected of me as a man, or how I was supposed to interact with women, but worse, with other guys. I did not relate to them."

-- Michael Ian Black

#Men Quotes #Guy Quotes #Expected Quotes

“People thought I was very pro-computer. I was on the cover of Wired magazine. Then things began to change. In the early 80s, we met this technology and became smitten like young lovers. But today our attachment is unhealthy.”
“Parents aren't sex education experts just because they are parents.”
“I'm not rich because I invented VisiCalc, but I feel that I've made a change in the world. That's a satisfaction money can't buy.”
“Mary is God's masterpiece. Have you ever walked into a museum where an artist was displaying his work? Can you imagine him being offended if you were viewing what he considered to be his masterpiece? Would he resent your looking at that instead of at him? 'Hey, you should be looking at me!' Rather, the artist would receive honor because of the attention you were giving his work. And Mary is God's work, from beginning to end.”

Source : Scott Hahn (2016). “Rome Sweet Home: Our Journey to Catholicism”, p.94, Ignatius Press
“People want to know that they're going to get tax relief and Donald Trump has promised that.”
“The point of creativity is to express and challenge yourself, to make meaning, to embrace your life.”
“If there is a panacea, or cure-all to life, it is self love.”
“Guy Fieri's hair is the front lawn to hell.”

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