"Why, this Satanâ€™s drink is so delicious it would be a pity to let the infidels have exclusive use of it. We shall fool Satan by baptizing it and making it a truly Christian beverage."

-- Pope Clement VIII

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“I want to be known as a funny comic not just a funny Latino comic. I want to be able to go everywhere and anywhere.”
“Seek to learn on earth those truths which will remain ever valid in Heaven”
“I wouldn't attach too much importance to these student riots. I remember when I was a student at the Sorbonne in Paris, I used to go out and riot occasionally.”
“I was sorry to see the News of the World go down, I think it was a great campaigning newspaper. Who can forget the News of the World's high profile campaign against child sex offenders which led to News of the World readers burning down the home of a paediatrician, throwing rocks at a pedalo, stamping on a centipede.”

Source : "Carpet Remnant World". Comedy, 2012.
“I'm one of 23 million Americans in recovery who have gone on to live productive lives.”
“I really am a manifestation of my own fantasy.”
“I do not expect that the mere fact that I was once an evangelical apologist and now see things differently should itself count as evidence that I must be right. That would be the genetic fallacy. It would be just as erroneous to think that John Rankin must be right in having embraced evangelical Christianity since he had once been an agnostic Unitarian and repudiated it for the Christian faith.”

Source : Opening Statement on Mars Hill Forum at Unitarian Church, Monclair, New Jersey, www.mars-hill-forum.com. January 11, 1997.
“So when I got to 50 I just thought, Hold on: I'm thin. I've got my hair. I'm well off. I survived, you know”

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