"A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras."

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Source : "How to Become Extinct". Book by Will Cuppy, 1941.

Will Cuppy

#Home Quotes #Cobras Quotes #Rats Quotes

“Twitter was around communication and visualizing what was happening in the world in real-time. Square was allowing everyone to accept the form of payment people have in their pocket today, which is a credit card.”
“Canadians don't have a very big political lever, we're nice guys.”
“Somehow Photoshop and the ease with which one can produce an image has degraded the quality of photography in general.”
“This I know; the spirit of Man cannot be stopped.”
“N.Y. Chamber of Commerce Urges Passage of Silver For War Use.”
“I accept relationship as my primary teacher about myself, other people, and the mysteries of the universe.”

Source : Gay Hendricks, Kathlyn Hendricks (2009). “The Conscious Heart: Seven Soul-Choices That Create Your Relationship Destiny”, p.40, Bantam
“So many Christian leaders have been so tepid or downright silent on the advance of the homosexual agenda.”
“I wish I had known that it's OK to stand up for myself. That it's also OK to not be liked but to be respected, and I always want to be liked.”

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