"Brad "not great" Henderson."

-- Bradley Henderson

#Magic Quotes #Brad Quotes

“About the different levels of skill involved. You have to practice before you become a great masturbator.”

Source : Ursula Hegi (2011). “Hotel of the Saints”, p.149, Simon and Schuster
“The aim was simple: to deprive Karpov of his favourite occupation - standing at the board, staring straight at his opponent. While I was wearing these glasses, all he could admire was his own reflection.”
“But since you're asking me, I'll tell you my opinion: all cornbread is authentic, as long as it's good, hot, and made with love and fresh ingredients.”
“I'm a simple guy. There's nothing fancy about my life.”
“The only thing between you and success is your thinking. Defeatist thoughts are the mother of inaction.”
“Often what may appear as a detour in life is actually the most direct and empowering path to your destination.”
“One of my favorite things about supernatural fiction is its vast array of creatures.”
“What I remember most about junior homecoming was my date getting sick afterwards. That kinda sucked. Then, senior year, someone got gum in her hair when we were dancing. She had to get one of the chaperones to take her to the office and cut up her hair. I felt really bad for her, but it worked out fine”

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