"Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score."

-- Earl Weaver

#Failing Quotes #Cigarette Quotes #Score Quotes

“It is odd, but on the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics.”
“My players on defense must have a hand-up on every shot. If not, they run sprints.”
“Spouses in healthy relationships cherish each other's space and are champions of each other's causes.”
“I resolved to claim for my sex all that an impartial Creator had bestowed, which, by custom and a perverted application of the Scriptures, had been wrested from woman.”
“You might want to lie down," Magnus advised. "I find that it helps when the crushing sense of horrible realization sets in.”
“If you're a comic, you don't have a rehearsal room; you rehearse on stage. My main concern is remembering everything. I've written lots of material, but how do you memorise 90 minutes? That's one hell of a long speech. I've always had problems with that.”
“Take a step, breathe in the world, give it out again in story, poem, song, art.”
“Why is she afraid?" he asked. "She's not Anjin-san. Just a little nervous. Please excuse her. She's never seen a foreigner close to before." "Tell her when the moon's full, barbarians sprout horns and fire comes out of our mouths like dragons.”

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