"Buy a gift for a dog, and you'll be amazed at the way it will dance and swerve its tail, but if don't have anything to offer to it, it won't even recognize your arrival; such are the attributes of fake friends."

“Because I was the blonde, I was promoted as the video vixen.”

“I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.”

“I love fashion, but I'm not obsessed with it.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

“If you aren't the chairman of Manchester United, Real Madrid or AC Milan, I'll get back to you later.”

“He will be beloved when he is no more.”

“One sign of an excellent speech? 'Can people repeat something they heard, word for word?'”

“The way to get better at a skill is to force yourself to practice just beyond your limits.”

“I love the business of pro wrestling and it is something I know better than anything else I know about.”