"[Footnote:] Other foolish birds include the Semipalmated Plover, the Marbled Godwit, the Carolina Mosshead, the Tasmanian Googlenose and the Fool Hen or Franklin Grouse of the Rockies."

-- Will Cuppy

#Bird Quotes #Hens Quotes #Fool Quotes

“I drink for the effect, because it loosens up the tongue a little bit.”
“The danger of terrorists and rogue states is compounded by the proliferation of chemical, biological, radiological, and nuclear weapons.”
“Literature was the only religion her father practiced, when a book fell on the floor he kissed it, when he was done with a book he tried to give it away to someone who would love it.”
“The '80s were a time of technical wonder in filmmaking; unfortunately, some colleges didn't integrate their film and theater departments - so you had actors who were afraid of the camera, and directors who couldn't talk to the actors.”
“I deeply believe that marriage is by nature between a man and a woman, but that conviction does not prevent me from recognising that other forms of affective relationships exist.”
“Hamas is regularly described as 'Iranian-backed Hamas, which is dedicated to the destruction of Israel.' One will be hard put to find something like 'democratically elected Hamas, which has long been calling for a two-state settlement in accord with the international consensus'â€”blocked for over 30 years by the US and Israel. All true, but not a useful contribution to the Party Line, hence dispensable.”
“The thing I learned from playing tennis is that I know what competition is. I can handle rejection.”
“No matter what anyone says, no matter the excuse or explanation, whatever a person does in the end is what he intended to do all along.”

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