"If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can't give them that."

-- Stephan Pastis

#Wise Quotes #Giving Quotes #Pages Quotes

“But some things are the same. My mother still owns the house I grew up in, on what would now be called a cul de sac, but which the sign on the corner called a dead end street.”
“A modest critique of an age in which an actor is the President, in which fashion models are asked for their opinions, in which getting into a nightclub is seen as a significant human achievement.”
“In a country where only men are encouraged, one must be one's own inspiration.”
“Don't we all just really try to fake it well?”
“In being vulnerable, we reach for our greatest need while risking our greatest pain.”
“How's his appendix?""Like crap. They almost didn't catch it in time, and he's still doing the ass-plant in a hospital bed, beingdoted on by an army of hot nurses. Makes me sick.""Maybeyou should rupture something.""Any more of these stories out of you and I just might.”
“Love yourself down to the bone, down to the roof of your mouth. Leave no stone unturned, no cell unwanted. Love down to the blood no matter how fast it boils.”
“Unexpected hardship refines people; if you can accept it, both mind and body will benefit. If you cannot accept it, on the other hand, both mind and body will be harmed.”

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