"Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative."

-- Bill Bailey

#Would Be Quotes #Three Quotes #Blind Quotes

“This process is alchemy: its founder is the smith Vulcan.”
“A lesson without pain is meaningless. For you cannot gain anything without sacrificing something else in return, but once you have overcome it and made it your own...you will gain an irreplaceable fullmetal heart.”
“I'm a huge, huge believer in love. Huge!”
“Sometimes we pay too much attention in Washington to public relations, as opposed to the substance.”

Source : "Online Extra: Q&A with Energy Secretary Spencer Abraham". Interview with Laura Cohn, www.bloomberg.com. April 9, 2001.
“The same arguments which go to show that knowledge is power, that the condition of a people is improved in proportion as the masses are educated, have their application with equal weight to the deaf...”
“An envious man waxeth lean with the fatness of his neighbors. Envy is the daughter of pride, the author of murder and revenge, the beginner of secret sedition and the perpetual tormentor of virtue. Envy is the filthy slime of the soul; a venom, a poison, or quicksilver which consumeth the flesh and drieth up the marrow of the bones.”
“She'll soon forget." "Caddy," said Saffron impatiently, "she is headmistress of the private school! She's probably never forgotten anything in her whole life!”

Source : Hilary McKay (2002). “Saffy's Angel”, p.64, Simon and Schuster
“Losing hurts me. I was determined to be the best.”

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