"Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill."

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Dave Barry

#God Quotes #Stupidity Quotes #Needs Quotes

“Missing your lunch is not exactly the end of the world.”
“Someone in my office suggested I get my haircut at New Millennium on Wilshire Blvd. It was so different from any place I had ever been; it was like a party. Everyone was laughing and having a good time and I heard the barbers talking about all of the celebs that get their hair cut there. When I went back, they were talking about other celebs that frequent businesses on Pico, Crenshaw and in Inglewood. We had been thinking about doing a game show then we said why not have it centered around all of the places that you don't think celebrities go.”

Source : Source: lasentinel.net
“Making rich people richer doesn't make the rest of us richer.”

Source : "23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism". Book by Ha-Joon Chang, 2010.
“Reading ... changes you. You aren't the same person after you've read a particular book as you were before, and you will read the next book, unless both are Harlequin Romances, in a slightly different way.”
“You need to be more careful, or you could hurt yourself.”
“Texting is very loose in its structure. No one thinks about capital letters or punctuation when one texts, but then again, do you think about those things when you talk?”
“Each day I move toward that which I do not understand. The result is a continuous accidental learning which constantly shapes my life.”
“I have had to work long and hard to eradicate the dangerous delusion that, in a bad position, I could always, or nearly always, conjure up some unexpected combination to extricate me from my difficulties.”

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