"Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye."

-- Allan Sherman

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“Fashion is a dangerous road to go down. Anybody who is going to have children later in life had best not be too fashionable because the photos will come back to haunt them.”
“Hollywood is geared toward teenage idiocy.”
“You can say we're trying too hard or that we didn't try hard enough, but we're not trying at all; we're just doing what we do.”
“All these guys are just like me. They were a rookie at one time in their life. They treat me like I'm one of the guys. I look at Greg Maddux and saw him sitting over there and said, 'Man, that's Greg Maddux. That guy is going to be in the Hall of Fame.' Now I sit there and talk to him like a teammate. It's a reality check, and it's a great feeling at the same time.”
“Men are born to succeed, not to fail.”
“Practice love on animals first; they react better and more sensitively.”
“When we acknowledge the kingdom of the self, we will no longer accept slavery either for ourselves or for others, no matter how it is disguised.”
“No band on 21st-century radio has mined pre-grunge hair-metal's sleaze like L.A.'s Buckcherry. So it makes poetic sense that they'd spend their sixth album tallying all seven deadly sins.”

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