"With comedy, you really want to work things out beforehand."

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Tim Matheson

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“Jesus was a white man, too. Its like we have, hes a historical figure thats a verifiable fact, as is Santa, I just want kids to know that. How do you revise it in the middle of the legacy in the story and change Santa from white to black?”
“We have to understand there are two parts of our mind, there's the conscious and the subconscious. It's the subconscious that controls our behavior. It's the conscious mind where the intellect is resident. So the conscious mind is understanding information, but it's not internalizing it.”
“When the dog is repeatedly teased with the sight of objects inducing salivary secretion from a distance, the reaction of the salivary glands grows weaker and weaker and finally drops to zero.”
“If you're totally illiterate and living on one dollar a day, the benefits of globalization never come to you.”
“Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.”
“It's as if they have thinner boundaries separating them from other people's emotions and from the tragedies and cruelties of the world.”
“I loved my role on Who's the Boss? There is always some of me in every character that I play.”
“The harm which is done by credulity in a man is not confined to the fostering of a credulous character in others, and consequent support of false beliefs.”

Source : William Kingdon Clifford (1886). “Lectures and Essays”

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