"The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf."

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Source : Stephanie Pearl-McPhee (2012). “At Knit's End: Meditations for Women Who Knit Too Much”, p.94, Storey Publishing

Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

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