"I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife."

-- Ilie Nastase

#Missing You Quotes #Shopping Quotes #Wife Quotes

“My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.”
“Be the Worst You Can Be: Life's Too Long for Patience and Virtue”

Source : "Be The Worst You Can Be: Life's Too Long for Patience & Virtue". Book by Charles Saatchi, April 2, 2012.
“I was watching TV and saw people with masks, weapons, and grenades. I thought, Is that really possible? Could we be here yet again? And go into civil war one more time?”

Source : "'Where Do We Go Now?' Asks Nadine Labaki" by Nana Asfour, www.newyorker.com. March 25, 2012.
“You better wake up before it's too late, or they'll be doing your makeup down at the coroner's place.”

Source : Song: No Respect
“We've been playing games since humanity had civilization - there is something primal about our desire and our ability to play games. It's so deep-seated that it can bypass latter-day cultural norms and biases.”
“[The kitchen] was also messy--delightfully so, thought Jane--and it didn't look as though lots of cooking went on there. There was a laptop computer on the counter with duck stickers on it, the spice cabinet was full of Ben's toy trucks, and Jane couldn't spot a cookbook anywhere. This is the kitchen of a Thinker, she decided, and promised herself that she'd never bother with cooking, either.”
“The real opportunity is to harness the inventive power of the world to locally design and produce solutions to local problems.”
“The kind of roles that I'm right for on stage tend to be quite young, and ingÃ©nue roles can be a little unfulfilling. They tend to fall into one slot: play the innocent young girl who comes on and does a lot of crying.”

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