"A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children."

-- Dave Barry

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“There was a time when I dreamed of sex, and then I dreamed of drugs. Soon I will be dreaming light...”
“Talent, I believe, is most likely to be found among nonconformists, dissenters, and rebels.”
“Loneliness is like starvation: you don't realize how hungry you are until you begin to eat.”
“So when Jesus directs us to pray, â€œThy kingdom come,â€ he does not mean we should pray for it to come into existence. Rather, we pray for it to take over at all points in the personal, social, and political order where it is now excluded: â€œOn earth as it is in heaven.â€ With this prayer we are invoking it, as in faith we are acting it, into the real world of our daily existence”
“Purpose is the quality we choose to shape our lives around.”
“Whenever the method of Worship Becomes more Important than the Person of Worship, We have already prostituted Our Worship.”
“Donâ€™t be offended, but you seem to be one of those people who just attract accidents like a magnet. Soâ€¦ try not to fall into the ocean or get run over or anything, all right?”
“I write the way women have babies. You don't know it's going to be like that. If you did, there's no way you would go through with it.”

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