"Eating a raw oyster is like french kissing a mermaid."

-- Tom Robbins

#Kissing Quotes #Oysters Quotes #Mermaid Quotes

“Lieutenants lied to captains, captains lied to colonels, colonels lied to generals, generals lied to politicians, politicians lied to the people. Right on up and down the line. It was like a complete and total, not a total lie, but just like so much, it was like PR, in other words it was like okay, we've got to sell the war to the American people.”
“The status quo is never news, only challenges to it.”

Source : Malorie Blackman (2008). “Knife Edge”, p.288, Random House
“You dont need a machine to make pasta: a rolling pin and a fast hand can create a smooth, if thick, sheet.”
“How sickness enlarges the dimension of a manâ€™s self to himself!”
“Rock star do not jump!" The launch was cutting sharply, its skipper calling out a phrase that bore no relationship to the English language as Amy knew it. "Rock star in a hurry!" Nellie replied, one foot on the boat's gunwale.”

Source : Peter Lerangis (2011). “The 39 Clues #7: The Viper's Nest”, p.12, Scholastic Inc.
“I'm only 26 - I don't know anything about life yet. Life is like a puzzle and my pieces are spread all over the world.”
“I'm thrilled to death with life.”
“Christianity, like most religions, works with fear. Sins can be confessed and you are 'Clean again' and can start to sin again without thinking about your old sins. We believe that people should ask themselves why they sinned. They should show some responsibility.”

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