"We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail."

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Dave Barry

#Strong Quotes #Patriotic Quotes #Jail Quotes

“I always feel like 'as long as I'm doin' what I love to do, the money's naturally gonna come.' When you start thinkin' business and you start thinkin' 'What's hot? What's the wave? Who is hot? Let's get at that person,' it becomes a point where you're tryin' to strategize to make money. And that's always a gamble.”

Source : Interview with Spence D., www.ign.com. November 12, 2008.
“Your voice dries up if you don't use it.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“But I put my life on the line to save animals.”
“A girl's brain is mysterious, but only in a superficial way-a way very exasperating to me.”
“If people have multiple identities and deal with multiple realities, why should we expect them to be ontological purists?”

Source : Karl E. Weick (1995). “Sensemaking in Organizations”, p.35, SAGE
“I have a lot of friends who come from alcoholic families, and they aren't alcoholics, because someone explained it to them. When I was in Washington DC, they really talked about the difference statistically between families that talk about drug addiction and ones that don't. The kids that can say "I see where this is going" have a much better chance of not becoming addicts, because they have been educated.”
“Rappers shouldn't have to file taxes because they itemize everything they own in songs.”

Source : Twitter post from Jul 05, 2012
“I enlisted when I was a boy. The Navy looked after me like my mother. It fed me, took care of me and gave me wonderful opportunities.”

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