"If the Martians ever find out how human beings think, they'll kill themselves laughing."

-- Albert Ellis

#Thinking Quotes #Laughing Quotes #Humans Quotes

“One reason for the tremendous increase in health-care costs in the U.S. is managerial neglect of the "hotel services" by the people who dominate the hospital, such as doctors and nurses.”
“Donâ€™t always want to go up. Go down, like water, because eventually itâ€™ll go up again. Just like rain, it falls from the sky, flows as a river, then merges with the sea, the goes up again as a cloud.”
“I'm known for being very enthusiastic about using technology. A lot of the attraction is the way that it streamlines the process and takes a lot of the drudgery out of it.”

Source : "Computers draw a new chapter in comics". Interview with Jack Schofield, www.theguardian.com. August 12, 2009.
“It has been a difficult road this year, but still I look at every day as a new opportunity.”
“I never go on Facebook! I like, haven't confirmed anybody to be my friend on Facebook. I have lots of friends; I'm just really bad at Facebook.”
“There used to be an old thing where every team had a heavy bag in their locker room for people to punch, but again, it was more about conditioning because if you hit a heavy bag for a minute, it feels like your arms are about to fall off.”

Source : ING Sports interview, ca.ign.com. December 1, 2003.
“We, as producers, want to tell the best stories. We want to tell the stories that people will talk about.”
“Did I do and say these things? Yes, I did. Are there any mitigating circumstances? Not really, unless any circumstances {in other words, context) can be regarded as mitigating. And before you judge, although you have probably already done so, go away and write down the four worst things you have done to a partner, even if - especially if - your partner doesn't know about them. Don't dress things up, or try to explain them; just write them down, in a list, in the plainest language possible. Finished? Ok, so who's the arsehole now?”

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