"The actual distance a bad golfer is going to hit the ball with any club obviously depends on many factors, not the least of which is whether the ball was actually hit at all."

-- Leslie Nielsen

#Distance Quotes #Golf Quotes #Balls Quotes

“Accurst be he that first invented war.”
“The joy of living is his who has the heart to demand it. Life is a great adventure, and I want to say to you, accept it in such a spirit.”
“I have written about 240 books and some short stories, too. It's taken me many years.”

Source : Source: www.scholastic.com
“Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack go under the limbo stick.”
“And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.”
“The study of Nature makes a man at last as remorseless as Nature.”
“At each of these northern posts there were interesting experiences in store for me, as one who had read all the books of northern travel and dreamed for half a lifetime of the north; and that was - almost daily meeting with famous men.”

Source : Ernest Thompson Seton (2010). “The Arctic Prairies: A Canoe Journey”, p.54, BoD – Books on Demand
“I don't care about fashion at all. And I know it's kind of a dodgy thing to be a fashion photographer, a kind of pathetic occupation, but I like it, even though I question it.”

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