"As a comedian, I'm like one of those on-the-scene reporters. I will actually go and try to find disasters so I can write jokes as the disasters unfold."

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Paul Provenza

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“The thing that I want to do, the most important thing to me is winning. How we do it, I really don't care.”
“It seems that what I really want is a drug that will increase my consciousness of others, not myself.”
“I was born in the U.S., my wife was born in Mexico and emigrated here when she was in college, and my daughters were born in New York City. That makes them passport-carrying, natural-born, eligible-to-run-for-president Americans. But they're also Mexicans and they like that just fine.”
“Sen. Joe Biden, on the day of announcing his candidacy for president of the United States, called Barack Obama the first mainstream African-American who is articulate, bright, and . . . clean. I think we've seen the shortest presidential campaign in history.”
“Care must be taken that the punishment does not exceed the offence.”
“In Brazil we have a comic strip in the newspaper. That one also attracts a different kind of followers.”

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“Culture, which makes talent shine, is not completely ours either, nor can we place it solely at our disposal. Rather, it belongs mainly to our country, which gave it to us, and to humanity, from which we receive it as a birthright.”
“I love Jimmy Fallon; he's always a great time.”

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