"My early days in Broadway were all comedies. I never did a straight play on Broadway."

-- Gene Hackman

#Play Quotes #Broadway Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“Don't allow your emotions to get in the way of clearheaded decisions about what's best for you.”
“By May, 1st, 1937, there should not be one single church left within the borders of Soviet Russia, and the idea of God will have been banished from the Soviet Union as a remnant of the Middle Ages, which has been used for the purpose of oppressing the working classes.”
“Send anyone you want, but don't send anyone you want back.”
“...we are singing today of the WIPE-OUT GANG - the WIPE-OUT GANG buys, owns & operates the Insanity Factory - if you do not know where the Insanity Factory is located, you should hereby take two steps to the right, paint your teeth & go to sleep....”
“I learned nothing while I was in school.”
“Memorial Day orators will say that a G.I.'s life is priceless. Don't believe it. I know what value the U.S. government assigns to a soldier's life: I've been handed the check. It's roughly what the Yankees will pay Roger Clemens per inning once he starts pitching next month.”
“They say if somebody has done something you want to do, all you need to do is go out and copy them.”
“To accomplish our destiny it is not enough to merely guard prudently against road accidents. We must also cover before nightfall the distance assigned to each of us.”

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