"I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided"

-- Robert Tappan Morris

#Death Quotes #Hate Quotes #Funeral Quotes

“The process of living is the process of reacting to stress.”
“I've got it made. I've got a wife and a TV set - and they're both working.”
“Many a long dispute among divines may be thus abridged: It is so; It is not so. It is so; it is not so.”
“If what is best in mankind, and what its progress depends on, manifests itself primarily in the individual and only secondarily in the mass, then our objectives should be to maintain such freedom as allows the individual to think and speak for himself.”
“Yes, time can be buoyed by wordlessness, but it needs to be anchored in words.”
“Why do we feel the need to disconnect in order to connect?”
“Sometimes my ethnicity is relevant, other times not. I definitely get the best of both worlds.”
“My English is a mixture between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Archbishop Tutu.”

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