"There's a part of me that still hates everything, and my natural view default setting is still very cynical and dark"

-- Alexei Sayle

#Hate Quotes #Dark Quotes #Views Quotes

“Only by living absurdly is it possible to break out of this infinite absurdity.”

Source : Julio Cortazar (2016). “Hopscotch, Blow-Up, We Love Glenda So Much”, p.14, Everyman's Library
“At any moment there is certainly not balanced trade between the various areas of the habitable globe that happens to be under seperate national governments - there is an ever-changing pattern of deficits and surpluses.”
“Religion is a belief in invisible beings, inaudible voices, intangible entities, undetectable forces, and events and judgments that happen after we die. It therefore has no reality check. And it is therefore uniquely armored against criticism, questioning, and self-correction. It is uniquely armored against anything that might stop it from spinning into extreme absurdity, extreme denial of realityâ€¦ and extreme, grotesque immorality.”
“I considered calling Grace to ask her what I should say to a reticent suicidal werewolf, but I'd left my phone somewhere. Car, maybe.”
“Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance.”
“People are fed up with something when it becomes more and more popular.”
“My criticisms are extremely mild in comparison to the tone of some of the questions fired in my direction.”
“And I'm auditioning right now for a movie, and then I have a script that I'm reading right now for a horror film, and I'm meeting for a couple of television shows that I just had yesterday, and pretty much was offered one of them.”

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