"You know, I'm a comedian the same as Bill Maher and Jon Stewart. We all came up the same way. The three of us have interest in politics; I call us fundits, we're fundits! We're not pundits!"

-- Joy Behar

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“It's always gratifying to share a hobby with a friend, and pining for erstwhile suitors falls into that category. In the months to come, Libby and I would analyze our respective exes with the gusto and intellectual rigor of Jesuits.”

Source : Patricia Marx (2008). “Him Her Him Again The End of Him”, p.41, Simon and Schuster
“Know what you want to do - then do it. Make straight for your goal and go undefeated in spirit to the end.”
“Once the state has been founded, there can no longer be any heroes. They come on the scene only in uncivilized conditions.”
“Children, even if we lose a million dollars, we can recover it. If we lose one second, we cannot get it back. Every moment that we are not remembering God is lost to us.”
“She watched his lips forming the words, at the same time she heard them under her skin, under her winter coat, so near and full of warmth that she felt herself go hot.”
“Destiny isn't something you make as you're told. By overcoming difficulties, life and this whole world can advance forward. That's what destiny is for. A world that has lost the power to advance forward, will be destroyed - Aladdin”
“Social Security faces a long-term actuarial deficit, yes.”
“I don't like going out that much. When I'm out, I think about my couch.”

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