"Listen, ump. How can you sleep with the lights on?"

-- Amos Otis

#Sleep Quotes #Light Quotes #Umpires Quotes

“Pleasures are enhanced by a moderate indulgence.”
“Whenever I'm feeling a bit down, I always visit the local children's hospital. Knowing that those cancer-kids wont be able to live long enough to surpass me in fame just warms my heart, you know?”
“I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.”
“I've been to China and Russia, and I don't know anything about Chinese or Soviet relations.”
“His father watched him across the gulf of years and pathos which always must divide a father from his son.”

Source : JOHN P. MARQUAND (1963). “THE LATE GEORGE APLEY”
“I grew up in a family that despised displays of strong emotion, rage in particular. We stewed. We sulked. When arguments did occur, they were full-scale conniptions, and we regarded them as family failings.”
“You should only be in a relationship if it adds to your life.”

Source : "Desperate Housewives star Jesse Metcalfe bitches about "needy" ex, Nadine Coyle of Girls Aloud". www.mirror.co.uk. October 17, 2008.
“I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.”

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