"Jeff Ross has a new show on Comedy Central where he roasts the news. It'll be perfect for people who find Jon Stewart too handsome and funny."

-- Seth Green

#Perfect Quotes #People Quotes #News Quotes

“I lead a very boring, normal life.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Don't come crying to me if your homes are attacked. You will reap what you sow.”

Source : "1986: Ian Paisley's Battle Cry Condemned". "On This Day" page on BBC, news.bbc.co.uk.
“I'm really starting to think everything happens for a reason.”
“Quiet and incredible. I really envy that.”
“So people have been hurting and I understand that. And it doesn't give them comfort or solace for me to tell them, you know, but for me, we would be in a worldwide depression.”
“I read poetry to save time.”
“It is very important to have a widespread curiosity about life.”
“A surprising feature of herbal research is that it is seldom the rare, exotic, and beautiful plant that proves the most interesting; more often it is some common, familiar, and despised weed that is discovered to have undreamed-of virtues.”

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